Whod you bang
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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