I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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