trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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