the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize