He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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