covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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