Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
True college students do jello shots in the library
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