Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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