Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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