I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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