i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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