you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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Just high enough for therapy.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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