Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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