i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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