The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize