I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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