he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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