And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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