my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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