Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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