I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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