He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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