I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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