do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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