Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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