My Higher Power is John Stamos
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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