I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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