Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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