This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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