We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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