"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize