a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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