You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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