I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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