Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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