I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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