saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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