The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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