walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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