my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
He kissed a someone with a penis
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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