Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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