Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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