Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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