I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
The air taste purple.
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