We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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