did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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