dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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