I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My liver is preforming stress tests.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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