it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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