know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize